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Seff.... Quality Control

http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/iriks ... 924212.ece

Brunetter eller blondiner? Ja takk, begge deler

Svidd lukt er sjelden gode nyheter da men alvorlighetsgraden varierer en god del alt ettersom hva som produserer lukten. Det kan også være plast/o.l som har kommet i kontakt med eksos/motor (plastposer f.eks) Hvis du kjører mye bykjøring/kø så er jo clutchen mye i bruk så det kan jo være det. Er nok bare å få fram nesa og se om du klarer å lokalisere hvor lukten kommer ifra.

.. dvs 866.000kr i rene avgifter til Staten.

Jeg har sett 25% men er ikke sikker om momsprosenten er lik over hele linja slik den er her i Norge. Men det spørsmålet kan butikken det er snakk om opplyse.

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?" And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Svensk moms trekker ifra, norsk moms legges til, evt tollprosent samt gebyr tilfaller også.

Jeg synes dette bildet er digg jeg : Viser passe mye av alt

Ikke sats på brunetten, hu e litt kjedelige i sengå

I stand corrected

1hk = 1 hk ja men det er bare en del av funksjonen. Si at to biler (A og har samme vekt og samme effekt, dvs på papiret like. BilA sin motor har 200hk ved 5000rpm, redline 7000rpm BilB sin motor har 200hk ved 3000rpm, redline 5000rpm Hvis du antar at de har samme girutveksling, dvs er helt like med unntak av selve motoren så skjønner du at akselerasjonshastigheten vs tid vil variere mellom disse to. Legger du i tillegg til forskjeller i utveksling/gir ser du at variasjoenen kan forskyves enda lenger.

"Rich Hall computer assistance; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It's a blank; it won't accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" "What's a sea-prompt?" "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" "What's a monitor?" "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" "I don't know." "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" "Yes, I think so." "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. "Yes, it is." "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" "No." "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." "Okay, here it is." "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." "I can't reach." "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" "No." "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle it's because it's dark." "Dark?" "Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." "Well, turn on the office light then." "I can't." "No? Why not?" "Because there's a power failure." "A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?" "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet. "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." "Really? Is it that bad?" "Yes, I'm afraid it is." "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor..... 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. What if there were no hypothetical questions? 8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 10. Is there another word for synonym? 11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" 12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? 17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? 18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 19. Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines? 20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs? 21. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. 23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? 24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 25. How is it possible to have a civil war? 26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? 27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? 28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have "S" in it? 30. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"? 31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? 32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? 33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented? 34. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

Oppkrav koster 91kr mener jeg pluss ca 50kr i porto.

http://www.stavangeravisen.no/art.asp?art=20577

Fire Fighters -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact." But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files. From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Norwegians, passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant ... and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, Norske fire fighters. The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?" "Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "da furst thing ve do is fix da brakes on dat foolish truck!"

Gjetter mellom 100-200kr

Hvis det ikke står på penger eller plass så behold den. Ikke regn med at du får like mye tid til den men... Vent og se.

Joda det går nok. Men hvis du har varer for totalt mindre enn 6000kr så får du refundert momsen, det får du jo ikke hvis du sniker varene ut Men hvis du blir tatt blir varene konfiskert(=tapt) og du blir bøtlagt. Risiko får hver enkelt vurdere selv

Ved innførsel til Norge har du fradrag for evt. svensk moms. (ordnes ved grenseovergang) Så 3950kr delt på 1.x = total der x=momsprosenten Hvis 25% så blir det 3950 / 1.25 = 3160kr

Du har en generell taxfree grense på 6000kr når du bærer det selv over grensen (etter å ha vært ute av Norge i mer enn 24t) Ved levering til Norge via Posten er frigrensen 200kr. Hvis varen du kjøper koster ca 5000kr sparer du ~1000kr + evt differans mellom danks/norsk butikkpris. Hvis lyktene koster ~3000kr f.eks i dansk butikk så: Ved bruk av metode2 så blir totalen ~2700kr hvis vi antar 300kr i fraktomkostninger til Sverige Hvis du bestiller og får levert til norsk adresse kommer det på ca 3500kr Mao 800kr spart.

Hehe...du vet jo sikkert hvor lang tid damer bruker i butikken Hehe 90min er ingenting..... ;) Good1

Gratulerer med tvillingene Er selv 30år og har to gutter i alder 5-7år. Mine erfaringer: Barnevogn - du kommer til å hate å måtte ta av hjul til barnevogna hver gang den skal inn bak, mao glem 3-serie st.v. Ungene selv tar ikke noe særlig plass neste 3år. Og forbered dere, det blir travelt men utrolig gøy