clarkson one-liners

[Erebus]

om Porsche boxter<>:

"What this car does - what every Boxster does - is sit outside your house reminding you that you couldn't quite afford a 911."

[asv]

Om Ferrari 360 CS

"I'd like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God"

[Kny]

"The brakes on this thing will tear your face off."

[Jordfræsar]

"(On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG) It sounds like Barry White eating wasps."

Finner mer moro her

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[Wacman]

"Whenever I'm suffering from Insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I'm straight off."

[Wacman]

(On the BMW X3)" If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car."

[asv]

In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

It’s terrible. Biblically terrible. Possibly the worst new car money can buy. It’s the first car I’ve ever considered crashing into a tree, on purpose, so I didn’t have to drive it any more.

* Sunday Times May 17, 2009, reviewing the Honda Insight 1.3 IMA SE Hybrid [4]