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E36 M3 Coupé som gikk i veggen/dekkstablene på Hockenheim, visstnok. Føreren fikk sladd, gikk av gassen og dermed gikk det rett i dekkstablene foran veggen. Trist syn!

Oil Changing Instructions Women: 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since the last oil change. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. ------------------------------------------ Men: 1. Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for 50 dollars for oil, filter, oil lift (AKA kitty litter), hand cleaner and scented tree. 2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard. 3. Open a beer and drink it. 4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7. Place drain pan under engine. 8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9. Give up and use crescent wrench. 10. Unscrew drain plug. 11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on you in process. 12. Clean up. 13. Have another beer while oil is draining. 14. Look for oil filter wrench. 15. Give up; poke oil filter with Phillips screwdriver and twist it off. 16. Beer. 17. Buddy shows up; finish case with him. Finish oil change tomorrow. 18. Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. 19. Throw oil lift (AKA kitty litter) on oil spilled during step 18. 20. Beer. No, drank it all yesterday. 21. Walk to 7-11; buy beer. 22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply thin coat of clean oil to gasket first. 23. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine. 24. Remember drain plug from step 11. 25. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan. 26. Hurry to replace drain plug before the whole quart of fresh oil drains onto floor. 27. Slip with wrench and bang knuckles on frame. 28. Bang head on floor board in reaction. 29. Begin cussing fit. 30. Throw wrench. 31. Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss December(1992) in the left boob. 32. Clean up; apply Band-Aid to knuckle. 33. Beer. 34. Beer. 35. Dump in additional 4 quarts of oil. 36. Beer. 37. Lower car from jack stands 38. Accidentally crush one of the jack stands 39. Move car back to apply more oil lift (AKA kitty litter) to fresh oil spilled during step 23. 40. Drive car

Oil Changing Instructions Women: 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since the last oil change. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. ------------------------------------------ Men: 1. Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for 50 dollars for oil, filter, oil lift (AKA kitty litter), hand cleaner and scented tree. 2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard. 3. Open a beer and drink it. 4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7. Place drain pan under engine. 8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9. Give up and use crescent wrench. 10. Unscrew drain plug. 11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on you in process. 12. Clean up. 13. Have another beer while oil is draining. 14. Look for oil filter wrench. 15. Give up; poke oil filter with Phillips screwdriver and twist it off. 16. Beer. 17. Buddy shows up; finish case with him. Finish oil change tomorrow. 18. Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. 19. Throw oil lift (AKA kitty litter) on oil spilled during step 18. 20. Beer. No, drank it all yesterday. 21. Walk to 7-11; buy beer. 22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply thin coat of clean oil to gasket first. 23. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine. 24. Remember drain plug from step 11. 25. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan. 26. Hurry to replace drain plug before the whole quart of fresh oil drains onto floor. 27. Slip with wrench and bang knuckles on frame. 28. Bang head on floor board in reaction. 29. Begin cussing fit. 30. Throw wrench. 31. Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss December(1992) in the left boob. 32. Clean up; apply Band-Aid to knuckle. 33. Beer. 34. Beer. 35. Dump in additional 4 quarts of oil. 36. Beer. 37. Lower car from jack stands 38. Accidentally crush one of the jack stands 39. Move car back to apply more oil lift (AKA kitty litter) to fresh oil spilled during step 23. 40. Drive car

Hehe. Bra vitser. Festlige alle sammen. Har fortsatt bare engelskspråklige bilvitser å by på: State Trooper stops a SYT (Sweet Young Thing), with one in the passenger seat, and asks for her license. Turning on her charm and a radiant smile, the SYT says, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but if you'll let me off with a verbal warning, I'll buy some tickets to the Troopers Ball." Trooper says, "Troopers don't have balls, ma'm." Dead silence for 5 seconds. Trooper shakes his head, hands license back to the SYT, and walks back to his car and drives off.

Hehe. Bra vitser. Festlige alle sammen. Har fortsatt bare engelskspråklige bilvitser å by på: State Trooper stops a SYT (Sweet Young Thing), with one in the passenger seat, and asks for her license. Turning on her charm and a radiant smile, the SYT says, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but if you'll let me off with a verbal warning, I'll buy some tickets to the Troopers Ball." Trooper says, "Troopers don't have balls, ma'm." Dead silence for 5 seconds. Trooper shakes his head, hands license back to the SYT, and walks back to his car and drives off.

Det enkleste er kanskje å bestille noe eget fra en eller annen skilt/dekor-sjappe. Det trenger ikke nødvendigvis å bli så dyrt, og da får du jo noe som ikke alle andre har...

Det enkleste er kanskje å bestille noe eget fra en eller annen skilt/dekor-sjappe. Det trenger ikke nødvendigvis å bli så dyrt, og da får du jo noe som ikke alle andre har...

Håper det siste der var en spøk... ... 20 hk ekstra av konfilter og effektanlegg er drømmetall.

Håper det siste der var en spøk... ... 20 hk ekstra av konfilter og effektanlegg er drømmetall.

BMW.WilliamsF1 teamet måtte nøye seg med 2. plassen i konstruktørsmesterskapet i Formel 1, sesongen 2003. Med null poeng siste løp tror jeg man skal være glad det gikk såpass bra som det gjorde... Du kan lese mer (på svensk) her: http://www.bmw.se/bmwnyheter/2003-10-12-1770/

BMW.WilliamsF1 teamet måtte nøye seg med 2. plassen i konstruktørsmesterskapet i Formel 1, sesongen 2003. Med null poeng siste løp tror jeg man skal være glad det gikk såpass bra som det gjorde... Du kan lese mer (på svensk) her: http://www.bmw.se/bmwnyheter/2003-10-12-1770/

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Er her jeg, ja.

Er her jeg, ja.

Men de mener det skal gå greit med under 400hk uten å gjøre noe med drivverket? Hørtes utrolig mye ut, synes jeg. Tror jeg hadde vært skeptisk til det...

Men de mener det skal gå greit med under 400hk uten å gjøre noe med drivverket? Hørtes utrolig mye ut, synes jeg. Tror jeg hadde vært skeptisk til det...

Ahh. Lekker bil. Slikt har jeg sansen for.

Ahh. Lekker bil. Slikt har jeg sansen for.

Hehe. Passer bra her. Syk bil, det der. Vet du om den er godkjent? Tør ikke en gang tenke på hva avgiftene på det monsteret ville kommet på. For de som ikke har sett før, så er det en video av bilen her: http://koti.mbnet.fi/keinanen/kilander.wmv

Hehe. Passer bra her. Syk bil, det der. Vet du om den er godkjent? Tør ikke en gang tenke på hva avgiftene på det monsteret ville kommet på. For de som ikke har sett før, så er det en video av bilen her: http://koti.mbnet.fi/keinanen/kilander.wmv

Ja, er nok verst med rivstarter på 4wder. Får så bra grep at det blir veldig høy belastning på drivverket. E30 med 4wd og 300hk, kan bli en morsom bil til vinteren det der!

Ja, er nok verst med rivstarter på 4wder. Får så bra grep at det blir veldig høy belastning på drivverket. E30 med 4wd og 300hk, kan bli en morsom bil til vinteren det der!